Who remembers Molesworth ?
How to encourage gratitude?
In far off days, before the founders of Wicked Uncle were even thought of,
Molesworth roamed his school misbehaving and thinking of whizzy new concepts.
He was responsible for the invention of the super rapid, pre-filled thank you card for sending to aging relatives who had done the right thing at birthday times by sending super atomic blasters or postal orders for 10 shillings (weird form of ancient currency, roughly akin to the groat).
At Wicked Uncle we have paid homage to that genius idea by pinching it and EVERY Wicked Uncle order comes with a pre-filled thank you card. All the grateful recipient has to do is fill in the generous donor’s address and your name, cross out any sections that do not apply and sign its name at the bottom.
You can therefore buy in confidence from Wicked Uncle knowing that your generosity will be rewarded by the rapid arrival of a thank you card.
To encourage real gratitude, you have to send them cool stuff they want, ideally in time for their birthday. (We have a Reminder Service that takes care of this as well). That is lucky because we have stacks of cool stuff.
Things they might want: For the aspiring hooligan, the folding Slingshot is impossible to resist.
For the junior teenager, the Silver Strawberry Bead Bracelet.
For the boisterous toddler, we have the Ole Orangutang Hand Puppet, great for chasing your friends around the garden.
And for the very small person we have the Musical Hedgehog, also good for flavouring crisps.
Anyway we have stacks of stuff for everybody from 0 – 12, all organised by age and Boy/Girl so shopping can be done in less time than it takes to check the score in the Rugby World Cup.
Whizzingly yours,
The Wicked Uncle Molesworth Admiration Society
Ps These are excellent books and we think every kid should read them.
PPs and some random jokes for six year olds....
Seeing one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, she said, "Robert, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Robert looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, that explains what happened to you."
What's the connection between Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun?
Same middle name.
In far off days, before the founders of Wicked Uncle were even thought of,
Molesworth roamed his school misbehaving and thinking of whizzy new concepts.
He was responsible for the invention of the super rapid, pre-filled thank you card for sending to aging relatives who had done the right thing at birthday times by sending super atomic blasters or postal orders for 10 shillings (weird form of ancient currency, roughly akin to the groat).
At Wicked Uncle we have paid homage to that genius idea by pinching it and EVERY Wicked Uncle order comes with a pre-filled thank you card. All the grateful recipient has to do is fill in the generous donor’s address and your name, cross out any sections that do not apply and sign its name at the bottom.
You can therefore buy in confidence from Wicked Uncle knowing that your generosity will be rewarded by the rapid arrival of a thank you card.
To encourage real gratitude, you have to send them cool stuff they want, ideally in time for their birthday. (We have a Reminder Service that takes care of this as well). That is lucky because we have stacks of cool stuff.
Things they might want: For the aspiring hooligan, the folding Slingshot is impossible to resist.
For the junior teenager, the Silver Strawberry Bead Bracelet.
For the boisterous toddler, we have the Ole Orangutang Hand Puppet, great for chasing your friends around the garden.
And for the very small person we have the Musical Hedgehog, also good for flavouring crisps.
Anyway we have stacks of stuff for everybody from 0 – 12, all organised by age and Boy/Girl so shopping can be done in less time than it takes to check the score in the Rugby World Cup.
Whizzingly yours,
The Wicked Uncle Molesworth Admiration Society
Ps These are excellent books and we think every kid should read them.
PPs and some random jokes for six year olds....
Seeing one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, she said, "Robert, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Robert looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, that explains what happened to you."
What's the connection between Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun?
Same middle name.
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