Summertime In Wicked Uncle Land

Easter in the Sunshine

It is of course perpetual Summer in Wicked Uncle HQ, but now the sun is shining outside as well ! And nobody is doing any work. Unfortunately this includes the teachers so you may well have inherited the care of some small people.

Characteristics of small people: require endless interaction, demand stories, eat strange food, watch really bizarre TV programmes (talking pigs, Iggle Piggle, boys who turn themselves into dinosaurs, artistic turtles who live in sewers) and have endless energy - especially at bedtime. And an aversion to baths.
How does the really cool uncle cope with all this ?

First he clicks his smartphone onto our friends at Storynory *(totally free) and downloads a bunch of emergency kids' stories read by Natasha. Then he calls up Wicked Uncle and orders the ultimate cool uncle garden accessory - the 8' trampoline, buys a couple of Saturator Water Guns to keep them away from his record collection and he is ready to host the kids for the weekend. Oh and you need to hide the TV so you do not have to sit through hours of strange programmes that will cause you really weird dreams like you last had when you were a student.

If the garden's not quite big enough for a big trampoline, then the Junior Version works pretty well in exhausting the small people.

*Storynory - a life saver for when you really cannot make up another story to save your life. And they have done some great stories about the Wicked Uncle character. Like this one.

Happy Carefree Child Care,

The Wicked Uncle Suntanning Team

Ps Easter jokes !!!!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits' feet

How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours!