Dave The Monkey

Dave - your New Best Friend

Dave The Monkey is the Best Thing EVER !!! You need to buy one now - today - this minute, before we run out.

Dave is a very appealing black and white squirrel monkey who sits on your shoulder and interacts with everybody you meet. He waves, shakes hands, does a high five, laughs, nods and shakes his head, goes mental and burps on command. He also does botty burps which is just totally brilliant if you are six years old. (NB he is not actually a real monkey, you control him with the little remote control hidden in your pocket).

We have had him for 24 hours and the only way I could write this was to leave him at home.

Two options in your campaign to be the baddest, wickedest uncle ever:

1. Buy Dave The Monkey for the small person in your life, send it off and get massive cool points.

2. Buy Dave yourself, stick him on your shoulder and then go to visit small people and become massive Pope-style celebrity visitor held in awe for ever.

The big advantage of Plan 2 is that you get to play with Dave for as long as you like. You need to practise a bit to get that insouciant, cool operating method. But that can be highly entertaining in the pub, on the bus, at work.
You will probably make lots of new friends.

There is a slight downside as you do find yourself holding conversations with a non-real monkey called Dave......

Or Option 3. The approved method, buy 2 x Daves give one to small person and keep one for yourself. Way more fun than an imaginary friend. And unlike some of your real friends, Dave will not expect you to tidy up, will not disapprove of excessive beer drinking and doesn't care what time you come home.

The bad news, we are bound to run out. Check him out on Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHRFkibtAHo&feature=player_embedded

STOP PRESS: We now have 26 Primary schools (and 1 Hospital) signed up to our Fund Raising voucher scheme where we pay the PTA £5 for every new customer. Send us an email if you want to join in.

Happy New Friend Shopping,





The Wicked Uncle We Love Dave Team

Ps Last week we asked for jokes from our female readers and offered a prize. Our three best jokes were the following:

Q.How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
A.It depends how thinly you slice them!

Q. How many blokes does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but it takes 12 trips to the DIY shop.
A. Just one, but if it's the same bloke that's supposed to be taking out the rubbish, it'll never happen.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three; one to screw it in and two others to start a discussion group about how much better than a man it was.

We will give the prize of a Silver Heart on a Chain to the first of our three entrants who emails us with an indication that they are female.......