Raise Cash for your School PTA

Brilliant Fund Raising Idea

All school Parent Teacher Associations are always trying to raise money to buy Art teachers, Mandarin lessons, extra cellos etc.

We at Wicked Uncle have a brilliant plan which we have just implemented with our first primary school in Battersea.

It works like this:

1. The School PTA get in touch with us. We create a voucher specially for their school.

2. They tell the parents and they tell uncles, aunts, godparents etc.

3. Every time someone orders using that voucher code, we donate £5 to the School PTA.

What is in it for us ? We get new customers.

We can set this up in about 5 minutes per school. So please tell your PTA. If you get started now we would be delighted to start handing over huge sums of money as the Xmas season gets under way.

.......In other news, we have to report that the Hexbugs are proving very popular and our newly 6 year old tester is very pleased with his.

We have also got a few more Spy Watches just in, but they have been so popular, we can't get any more so if you want one, please grab quickly.

Happy Fund Raising,


The Wicked Uncle Fund Raising Team

Ps Some school jokes.....

Teacher: Why are you standing on your head ?
Pupil: I'm just turning over things in my mind, sir !

Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

Little Monster: "I hate my teacher."
Mother Monster: "Well, then just eat your salad, dear!"

On the last day of school, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!" "That's right!" shouted the little boy.

Then the sweet shop owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of chocolates!" "That's right!" shouted the little girl.

The next gift was from the wine shop owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy answered. Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?" The boy replied, "A puppy!"