How to be a Better Secret Agent

Like James Bond only Coooler

As we all know James Bond is a really cool secret agent - but just too 20th Century. Today's kid deserves something better, so we have tooled up with the latest Spy Gear.

These are what to give the aspiring SIS man/woman:

Instead of an Omega Divemaster, we have the Spy Watch with 8 functions including a night vision light, a motion alarm, a pop up sight with cross hairs, secret message capsules and even a stop watch, a wake up alarm and the time !

NB £10 voucher to the first person who can tell me which watch the first James Bond wore on film.

While resting up after a tough adventure, today's aspiring agent protects his personal space with a Laser Trip Wire Alarm. Perfect for keeping small sisters out of your room or warning you when parents are coming up the stairs.

And finally when prevention does not work, the Secret Agent has to resort to serious destruction. This is when you turn to the Viper Blaster rocket dart firer. Fold down to use one-handed or extend out to rifle style. It is not just a gun, it is a whole hi tech life style.

Will kids like them ? Massively.

Happy Agent Equipping ,




The Men from Wicked U.N.C.L.E.

PS Some random jokes for the politically minded:

Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?
Because all proper tea is theft.

How many SWP members does it take to change a lightbulb?
The SWP never changes anything, comrade ......